Posted by
Daemonocracy on Friday, October 24, 2008 12:00:00 AM
Alot of attention has been paid to Sarah Palin's gaffes and mis-statements, and the media have jumped all over McCain for his "100 years in Iraq" line, completely taking it out of context. SNL is poking more fun at Bush and Palin tomorrow, and I noticed a poster going by the alias of "HarleyDavidson" list some of Obama's stupid moments which would make for great comedy if poking fun at the Obamessiah wasn't blasphemy.
Obama:
- Obama said he campaigned in 57 states.
- Obama said Kentucky is closer to Arkansas than his home state of Illinois. Kentucky borders Illinois, but not Arkansas.
- Obama asked the UN Security Council to condemn Russia. Russia has veto power over the UN Security Council.
- Obama said we have too few interpreters in Afghanistan, because they are all in Iraq. In Iraq and Afghanistan the citizens speak different languages.
- Obama said Kennedy talked to Khrushchev to get missiles out of Cuba. They talked in 1961. The missiles went there in 1962.
- Obama said his uncle in the American military liberated Auschwitz. The Russians liberated Auschwitz.
- Obama blamed Bush for the rise of Hugo Chavez. Chavez was elected 2 years before Bush.
- Obama said the treatment for child asthma is: Give them a Breathalyzer.
- Obama claimed 10,000 people died in a Kansas hurricane. The real number was 12.
- Obama said our nation honors “fallen heroes, and I see many of them standing here today.” Fallen heroes are dead so he must have seen ghosts.
- Obama referred to the town of “Sunrise” as “Sunshine” and Sioux Falls as “Sioux City.”
- and I will add, "uhhh, ehh, ummm, ohhh, ahh, durrr..." whenever he is without a teleprompter or script.
I remember all of these Obama moments clearly now that they were brought up again, but they faded from memory because both the news and entertainment media never pick up on them. Intentionally of course. Then there is...
Joe Biden:
- "Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs."
- "A man I'm proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States — Barack America!"
- "When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened." ( Television in 1929? Herbert Hoover wasn't President in 1929? )
- "Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America. Quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me."
- "Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see ya." ( Chuck is wheelchair bound)
- "Mark my words. It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama. The world is looking. We’re going to have an international crisis … to test the mettle of this guy. I guarantee you it’s gonna happen." ( How comforting )
- He said he would be honored to be John McCain's running mate
- He complimented Obama for essentially being an "articiulate" black man (as opposed to what?)
This is comedic gold, right? Some of it should be politically devastating even, right?